We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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