are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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