what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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