i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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