the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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