I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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