Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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