we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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