We're like a lot better than the average bears
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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