Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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