The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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