Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I need water and some morals
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I love you.
Bad choice
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