soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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