we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
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I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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