What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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