TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
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winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Did I show you my penis last night?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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Someone came in the potted fern
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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