Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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