Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
God I need to hump something, right now.
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