O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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