walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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