yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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