i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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