did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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