You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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