(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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