Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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