Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
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