how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Mom said you looked used
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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