I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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