I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Sober January is a disaster.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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