Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
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