I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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