We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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