I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
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My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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