i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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