I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts