Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?