enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?