She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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