love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You can't special order awesome
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Who died my cat blue again?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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