What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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