i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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