We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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