i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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