party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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