I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
COCAINE IS GR8
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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