You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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