the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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