love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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