would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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