Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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