I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
i now understand why vodka
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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