Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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