Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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