no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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